Venkatesh Prasad caught stalking Varun Aaron

In an unprecedented incident, Indian Fast Medium (ok, Medium Slow) bowler Venkatesh Prasad, widely regarded as the 'Pace Assassin', was interrogated by the police, for allegedly stalking rising fast bowler and newly inducted member of Team India, Varun Aaron. It has been reported that, when confronted, the yesteryear seamer, who wanted to be in every batsman's good books, had readily confessed to the police, but had gone on to say that his actions were for the general benefit of the game and of the country. He had passionately dictated to the police that it is a crime to let an Indian bowler bowl at the opposition, at speeds greater than 150 kmph, referring to Varun Aaron, who recently clocked 153 kmph and has since then lived in constant fear of Venkatesh Prasad. Prasad had even gone on to say that such aggressive bowling is not in sync with the country's overall peace-loving image and is in direct contradiction with Gandhiji's principles. Prasad, who in his hay day, could surprise and trouble even the best batsmen with his stock delivery, the faster one, informed the police that his intentions were to eventually take Varun Aaron under his wing and 'develop' him into a successful 'Indian' fast bowler. Aaron could not be traced for his comments, but it is expected that he would be relieved. However, comments from the cricketing fraternity were mixed. When sought out for his comments, Ravi Shastri said: "Since Harbhajan Singh is woefully out of form, this might just be a blessing in disguise and help India develop a quality spinner." Munaf Patel, touted as a transformed bowler and the greatest protégé of Venkatesh Prasad, could not comment, as he failed to understand the question, even after repeating thrice. Zaheer Khan was spotted in a pub, but when asked to comment, failed to recollect knowing either Prasad or Aaron. However, Arjuna Ranatunga has voluntarily expressed his comments to the media: "I have always said, Kapil Dev, Imran Khan, Venkatesh Prasad."