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Wednesday 7 September 2011

ATS Arrests Ravindra Jadeja for Delhi HC Blasts


The Anti-Terrorist Squad (ATS) has arrested Indian cricketer and legendary T20 performer, Ravindra Jadeja, in the wee hours of Wednesday for allegedly masterminding the Delhi HC bombings. The ATS has declared that it has acted on information from the Research & Analytics Wing. In a press conference later on in the day, Home Minister P. Chidambaram has said that his public statement, just after the blast, concerning "no-clue" about the terrorists, had been the clincher. "We wanted the terror mongers to become complacent, so that we can catch them napping." Eventually, Ravindra Jadeja was caught napping literally at the Mumbai Airport, in time, before leaving the country, on the pre-text of playing for Swaziland, since his cricket career in India was not taking off. A seemingly distraught Jadeja, however, refused to hide his face from the cameras, as he is often found to do after cricket matches. However, India TV, the bane of all that is corrupt in the country, has reported that this is a desperate last ditch effort on part of the government to save its face, being plagued by the opposition for not being able to put an end to terrorism. The channel has boldly stated that the arrest was a gimmick and was based on 'negative public sentiment against an individual' - a survey which had put Jadeja at the 12th position, behind 11 politicians, who were all already in jail. The channel informed that this was done in order to ensure minimum public backlash, in case any terrorist outfit eventually claimed responsibility for the attack. When a particularly intrepid India TV reporter managed to ask Ravindra Jadeja if this could be true, the player did not comment but looked highly irritated, possibly for having missed a spot in the first 11, even in this case. However, after overcoming the initial shock he declared that he is still available for selection and is hopeful that wikileaks would prove his innocence. In the meanwhile he is hoping to play for Tihar XI, a team which has recently shot up in the glamour charts. A characteristically cool Mahendra Singh Dhoni has said that though it would never be possible to completely compensate for Jadeja's absence, express fast bowler Joginder Sharma is the natural choice as his replacement.
 

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